I’m about to go get sloshed to celebrate Mexican independence from France, because I’m a multi-cultural enthusiast and because Cinco de Mayo is more of a “week-long binge-fest” than a “one-day excuse to get piss-drunk” for me, but first, this just in — Paris Hilton’s going to jail for driving on a suspended liscense!! Wheee! TMZ reports:
A judge has ordered Paris to jail for 45 days! She will begin her sentence on June 5.
Even if you aren’t a multicultural patriot like me, I think Paris Hilton in the pokey is cause enough to celebrate Mexican independence a day early. Enjoy your weekends and your booze, you snarky bastards! Oh, happy day!